The new owner has been named

I can exclusively reveal (Chick Young to us Scots!) that the new owner of Leeds United will be the owner of Proctor & Gamble and will be lead by Sir Harold Pitts, Harry R M Pitts to everyone. The new owner will expect a clean shaven look about the players and the supporters, with free samples of the various Gillette items given to all supporters over 95, who attend a minimum of 28 homes games a season.
The new Leeds United FC Board will be:

Chairman: Harry RM Pitts
Vice Chairman: Hugh Jass
Directors: Matt Tress, Iona Ford, Pepe Roni, Phil Rupp, Warren Peace & Urich Hunt.

 

I thought Urich would have arranged directorships for his brother Mike & girlfriend Amanda Huggenkis

 

Your most reliable piece of inside info so far.

 

....yeh, forget all the "actual" stuff that everyone thought I was talking **** about, which has now taken place.

Whitejock: I went to school with a manky gal who's initials were V.D.....

 

In fairness mate you're (seemingly) right.

 

Danke schoen.

 

I just want it done and dusted.... aaaaRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHH.........

 

I genuinely have a contact at work called Sookie Mie (only Jocks will get this).

 

Did she?

 

It's huge Boab, but it doesn't stretch to China!!