The names bond, james bond

So whos gonna be the next bond then?

Names ive seen recently linked

Cillian murphy
Henry cavill
Idris Elba
Greta thunberg

I dont care im just bored and will probably be watching the new one this week.

 

Do I sound particularly interested?

 

Doubt you're on the list mate.

Pays well though so you should be.

 

If Greta is Bond, will Bond ditch the Aston Martin for a bicycle?


"Pay attention Bond!

This lever here, use it with caution, it operates the bell."

 

I'm more of a Jason vorhees

 

Has anyone considered Carrot Top to play Bond?

 

Whos he?

 

Famous for being awful stand up comedian who no one finds funny. Has big ****y red unwashed hair.

 

I thought he was bald

 

We need to diversify the role imo.

Idris elba aint enough.

Weed a strong woman to play bond for once, maybe that kiwi body bulider chick

 

@PINKIE will know.

Hes got a bikecycle

 

I'd like to see crocodile Dundee get the part personally

 

Did i?

Sorry bout that

 

I can't be the only person out there who finds the Bond films dull as ****?

 

No, I think that guy is called Blondie.

 

Nah, i tried to sit though skyfall and nodded off the other night, and thats his best one.

 

Roy looks like hes carrying two mini me's anyway

 

I'll be sad when Daniel Craig is no longer Bond... I mean... He's a Liverpool fan (I'm a Liverpool fan) he is married to Rachel Weisz (I want to bang Rachel Weisz) and he's from Cheshire....

I mean, Daniel Craig is basically me... Just older...

 

**** sake, don't let the BBC know this idea. They'll be all over the ****er.

Female Bond. Preferably black or at least non white, possibly gay.

Then promote it as just the same, if not better, than a male bond. Just the same.

Ignore viewing figures, it's just the ****ing same.

 

You know Its coming mate, one day soon me you and our penises will be old hat.