I'll get it started with a few I googled: who's that lying on the runway? who's that lying in the snow? Its Matt Busby and his boys making all the ****ing noise cause they can't get the aeroplane to go! Norrie McCathie (Dunfermilne player who died in his sleep due to a gas leak) "Where's you're Norrie gone, he's left his heater on!" Man U Against Leeds: "And Mustapha said, would you like a kebab? Two Leeds fans said yes Then they got stabbed" Man U Against Liverpool: "Who's that standing at Hillsborough Who's that turning ****ing blue It's a Scouser and his mate, getting crushed on Hillsborough's gates And they won't be singing Munich anymore"
"Shut up you fat ugly hun **** or I'll batter **** out of you" to Gazza in an OF match. That was the last time I took my mum to a football game.
"Shut up you fat ugly hun **** or I'll batter **** out of you" to Gazza in an OF match. That was the last time I took my mum to a football game. She had a point though, he was all those things. I see no problem with her saying that.
"we are Chelsea,super Chelsea "etc. sickens me to the stomach when i hear filth like this. it should be banned.
To the Hey Jude tune na na na na na na na na na na na ibrox disaster na na na na na na na na na na na ibrox disaster
nah, that disgusting Chelsea chant is by far the most offensive thing i have ever heard. filth,pure filth.
I've heard a chant about Bradford's disaster, something about Yorkshire puddings burning in the oven, pretty sick that one.
Not in the same league of disgusting as most of these chants, but this one always made me laugh: To the tune of Craig David's rewind: "Van-Per-sie. When the girl says no, moleeeest her."
I always liked the dons one about Durrant Who's that lying on Pittodrie Who's that lying over there Looks like Ian Durrant to me Neil Simpsons ****ed his Knee And He'll no be playing for Rangers anymore!
"There was an air disaster so many years ago Man U went to Munich and died out in the snow Searching through the wreckage, looking for the dead All they found was Edwards without his ****ing head." "Ian Huntley is our friend Is our friend Is our friend Ian Huntley is our friend He kills scum fans Let him out to kill some more Kill some more Kill some more Let him out to kill some more Ian Huntley" "There's only one Harold Shipman One Harold Shipman We give him our thanks for killing them Mancs Walking in a Shipman wonderland" The Man U one about the crushes at Hillsborough is pretty sick too. "Who's that turning ****ing blue" is one of the lines IIRC.
I hope you die in your sleep Nacho Novo I hope you die in your sleep, I pray I hope you die in your sleep Nacho Novo With a bullet from the IRA Celtic fans to Novo
My 3 personal favourites are the "famine song", "henrik larson he is gay **** the pope and the ira" and "the pope is dying of cancer and we don't give give a ****". Then again, I've always been able to spot a good tune, as my Madness thread proved the other night.
That song always makes me laugh too I like the Huddlestone song, "He's just a ****ing Yid, he looks like Jordans kid" Slightly off point but I remember hearing a guy had bought a Man Utd top from Sports Direct & had the number 96 printed on his shirt with Not Enough or something on there!!
Never heard of any of these chants. Some of them are quite bad to say the least. I like the Tevez chant. Can't remember how it goes though.
A personal favourite of mine has to the rub a dub dub, 3 bodies from the ibrox disaster in a tub filled with blood, scummy blood lets all laugh like **** whos that lying on the stairs naecunt cares murrays in a wheelchair ha de ha de ha