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The most offensive "football" chant you've heard/heard about...

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    that has made you laugh!

    Or maybe even it offended you ...
     
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  2. Jud_Danger

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    The 1 about Ken Bigley after he had his head cut off.

    Pretty Immense!!
     
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    I'll get it started with a few I googled:

    who's that lying on the runway?
    who's that lying in the snow?
    Its Matt Busby and his boys
    making all the ****ing noise
    cause they can't get the aeroplane to go!

    Norrie McCathie (Dunfermilne player who died in his sleep due to a gas leak)
    "Where's you're Norrie gone, he's left his heater on!"

    Man U Against Leeds:

    "And Mustapha said, would you like a kebab?
    Two Leeds fans said yes
    Then they got stabbed"

    Man U Against Liverpool:

    "Who's that standing at Hillsborough
    Who's that turning ****ing blue
    It's a Scouser and his mate, getting crushed on Hillsborough's gates
    And they won't be singing Munich anymore"
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

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    "Shut up you fat ugly hun **** or I'll batter **** out of you" to Gazza in an OF match.

    That was the last time I took my mum to a football game.
     
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    "Shut up you fat ugly hun **** or I'll batter **** out of you" to Gazza in an OF match.

    That was the last time I took my mum to a football game.

    She had a point though, he was all those things. I see no problem with her saying that.
     
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  6. costablanca cockney hoop

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    "we are Chelsea,super Chelsea "etc.

    sickens me to the stomach when i hear filth like this.

    it should be banned.
     
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  7. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    Apparently some Arsenal fans chanted Wenger Out

    Don't they know he has to stay and finish the job?
     
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  8. eddieveeee

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    To the Hey Jude tune

    na na na
    na na na na
    na na na na
    ibrox disaster

    na na na
    na na na na
    na na na na
    ibrox disaster
     
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  9. costablanca cockney hoop

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    nah, that disgusting Chelsea chant is by far the most offensive thing i have ever heard.

    filth,pure filth.
     
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  10. Welcome to the North

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    I've heard a chant about Bradford's disaster, something about Yorkshire puddings burning in the oven, pretty sick that one.
     
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    Not in the same league of disgusting as most of these chants, but this one always made me laugh:

    To the tune of Craig David's rewind:

    "Van-Per-sie. When the girl says no, moleeeest her."
     
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  12. Thomas The Cat

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    I always liked the dons one about Durrant

    Who's that lying on Pittodrie
    Who's that lying over there
    Looks like Ian Durrant to me
    Neil Simpsons ****ed his Knee
    And He'll no be playing for Rangers anymore!
     
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  13. Jerel Ifil

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    "There was an air disaster so many years ago
    Man U went to Munich and died out in the snow
    Searching through the wreckage, looking for the dead
    All they found was Edwards without his ****ing head."

    "Ian Huntley is our friend
    Is our friend
    Is our friend
    Ian Huntley is our friend
    He kills scum fans

    Let him out to kill some more
    Kill some more
    Kill some more
    Let him out to kill some more
    Ian Huntley"

    "There's only one Harold Shipman
    One Harold Shipman
    We give him our thanks for killing them Mancs
    Walking in a Shipman wonderland"

    The Man U one about the crushes at Hillsborough is pretty sick too. "Who's that turning ****ing blue" is one of the lines IIRC.
     
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    I hope you die in your sleep Nacho Novo
    I hope you die in your sleep, I pray
    I hope you die in your sleep Nacho Novo
    With a bullet from the IRA

    Celtic fans to Novo
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

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    I have never been offended by a song as I am an adult. <ok>
     
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  16. Sam Axe

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    City fans singing about the Munich air crash is pretty sickening
     
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  17. monacoger

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    My 3 personal favourites are the "famine song", "henrik larson he is gay **** the pope and the ira" and "the pope is dying of cancer and we don't give give a ****". Then again, I've always been able to spot a good tune, as my Madness thread proved the other night.
     
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  18. Bhoy From Brum

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    That song always makes me laugh too <ok>

    I like the Huddlestone song, "He's just a ****ing Yid, he looks like Jordans kid" <laugh>

    Slightly off point but I remember hearing a guy had bought a Man Utd top from Sports Direct & had the number 96 printed on his shirt with Not Enough or something on there!!
     
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  19. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Never heard of any of these chants. Some of them are quite bad to say the least.

    I like the Tevez chant. Can't remember how it goes though.
     
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  20. eddieveeee

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    A personal favourite of mine has to the

    rub a dub dub, 3 bodies from the ibrox disaster in a tub
    filled with blood, scummy blood
    lets all laugh like ****
    whos that lying on the stairs
    naecunt cares
    murrays in a wheelchair
    ha de ha de ha
     
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