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The Monday Sing-A-Long

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by overseasTOON, Mar 28, 2011.

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  1. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    :emoticon-0159-music Religion isn’t always hearts and flowers,
    I tried being a Jehovah witness but didn’t like the hours,
    Muslims can turn nasty; who needs the C of E,
    I’ve finally found the perfect faith for me,

    C’mon lets get naked now and shag some goats for Satan,
    Think of all the fun you’ll be creatin,
    I’ve got a chainsaw you can buy,
    When they raise their hands to testify,
    - Start amputating!:emoticon-0159-music

    “The Mary Whitehouse Experience” circa 1988/89

    Post the most random/humorous lyrics you can think of.

    It'll soon be Friday.
     
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    :emoticon-0159-music Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday!:emoticon-0159-music

    Dont know anymore, so have this version of it.

     
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  3. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Rofl i think that's Carnal Decay
     
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  4. overseasTOON

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    Was that the song that was on the 10 'o' Clock Live show?
     
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    Aye, Charlie Brooker was killing it! Funniest man on earth i think! It's a shocking song like, but he was right, the haters have propelled her to fame.
     
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    The Beatles, A Day In The Life-

    "I read the news today oohhh boy!
    Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
    And though the holes were rather small
    They had to count them all
    Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall"

    As far as I'm aware by "holes" Lennon means "arseholes".... The Albert Hall has roughly 4000 seats... Dig?.... Brilliant!
     
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    It's ****ing hilarious, when I first heard it I thought it was a joke! It's so bad it's brilliant!
     
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    "Eyes bulging from their sockets
    With every swing of my mallet
    I smash your ****ing head in, until brains seep in
    through the cracks, blood does leak
    distorted beauty, catastrophe
    Steaming slop, splattered all over me"

    Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.
     
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    "So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said "That's nothing - you should hear me play pian-er""

    The Smiths, The Queen Is Dead.
     
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  12. Heavy Metal Toon

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    An awesome song. I love CC, but someone that's not accustomed to death metal must find their music quite humourous. I know i did about 2 years ago.
     
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    :emoticon-0159-musicMust have stabbed her 50 ****ing times!
    I cant beleive it, leive it.
    Ripped her heart out right before her eyes!
    It's over easy, eat it, eat it!
    Cos i really always knew that my little crime,
    would be cold that's why i got a heater for your thighs:emoticon-0159-music

    Avenged Sevenfold, A Little Piece of Heaven.

     
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    <whistle>
     
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    Wait, aren't those lyrics meant to be funny? I thought they were tongue in cheek....

    So..... If you don't find that funny do you take it seriously??! <yikes>
     
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    "Take a fish
    And a potato
    Hold the fish
    And the potato
    In your hand
    In your hand

    Put the potato
    In the fish
    Make it digest it
    Smash it up
    Smash it up

    Smash it up
    Smash it up

    This is how you make fishcakes
    This is how one makes fishcakes
    Smash it up
    Poke it up

    Fishcakes
    Fishcakes
    Fishcakes
    Fishcakes

    Put it down the fish
    Put it down the fish
    Throw it against the wall
    Stamp on the fish

    Fishcakes
    Fishcakes
    Fishcakes
    Fishcakes

    Throw it on the wall
    Smash it on the wall
    Throw it on the wall
    Smash it on the wall

    Fishcakes
    Fishcakes "

    Fish cakes - Bauhaus
     
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    Bloodhound Gang's, "Hell Yeah"
    And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
    I'll tell them I found Jesus, that should throw them off
    He goes by the name Jesus(hay-suse) and steals hub caps from cars
    Oh Jesus can I borrow your crow-bar?
    To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
    Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
    "I Can't Believe It's Not butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
    Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
    So vote for me for savior and you'll go to Heaven
    Your lame Dark Lord like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
    With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks
    You just can't teach an old God new tricks
    But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
    If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
    Just put some crummy "holier than thou" facade
    Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
     
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  18. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Even if you don't like Death Metal, you have to admit this riff is ****in immense -

     
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  19. Heavy Metal Toon

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    lol yes they are meant to be tounge and cheek and not taken seriously, but i listen to Cannibal Corpse also because i like the instrumental side to it and the creativity in the music.

    I can't help but laugh at the lyrics sometimes. There's tonnes of parodies on youtube.
     
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    Tash I've looked up the lyrics to that song and they're even more shocking than the title suggests. Very ****ing childish.
     
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