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Discussion in 'Charlton' started by The Elfsborg Sparrow, Oct 12, 2018.

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    User deleted as requested Well-Known Member

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    No...the knockout blow will be from me when I press the “Delete thread” button <cheers>
     
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  2. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    You have had too many dealings with Ivor lately.

    #drinkingbuddieswiththetaff
     
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    I will decide when I buy @baraettmattesvensson a very small breakfast.

    Various factors will be taken into consideration, including-

    1. Is he an irritating little bastard ?

    2.Does he pay people in full for match tickets?

    <cheers>
     
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  4. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  5. lardiman

    lardiman The truth is out there
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    Blimey can she sing though.
    And I'm not a WUM. I believe everything I type, unfortunately.
     
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  6. ForestHillBilly

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    Elfs' left jab has him ahead on points. Royston swinging wildly with his haymakers, connecting only with thin air.
     
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    And Compo still sitting on his stool in the corner, too tight to have had a bet.
     
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  8. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    My jabs are well thought out and direct, whilst the welcher is swinging madly as he has lost his self control.
     
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    No anti Welsh comments on this forum pls :emoticon-0148-yes:

    (The Scottish stuff is fine though)
     
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  10. ForestHillBilly

    ForestHillBilly Well-Known Member

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    Boxer Vs Slugger, too close to call. The boxer may be ahead, but "Slugger" Royston is also the referee, which makes him a narrow favourite.
     
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    Elfs couldn’t box oranges.
     
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  12. ForestHillBilly

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    "Slugger" feints with his left........
     
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  13. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    The only thing Mr van Gerwen can throw is a dart.
     
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  14. ForestHillBilly

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    You can be disqualified for refusing to fight, unless of course you are the referee as well as a contestant.
     
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    I hope Royston knocks you , f@cking knocks you out.
    Is this the same elfs who has after telling me he was going to the trust meeting has know blown me out.
    #yougotsomef$ckingfront
     
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    Yep - it’s the same one :emoticon-0149-no:

    It’s also the same @baraettmattesvensson who cons non league clubs out of the £6 ticket money every week :emoticon-0149-no:
     
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  17. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    I pay an admission fee. Plus increasing bar takings.
     
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  18. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    The news is saying that the hurricane is reaching Eastbourne tonight.
     
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    You walk in late after the one steward has fvcked off the gate.
     
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    having missed the first two goals?
     
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