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The Merry Christmas Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 16, 2016.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Merry Christmas lads and lasses.

    Hope you have a fab time and Santa is good.

    My not606 gift to you all is a cartoon Which reminded me of a well respected poster we have....

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    Feel free to find a pic, share a poem etc... and give a digital gift to a fellow poster. It's more environmentally friendly after all....

    Hoe hoe hoe
     
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    Heed well known cheat

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  3. Rum & Black for 2

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    Agreed.

    Just hope Chippy takes the hint.

    :emoticon-0181-fubar
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Ever hard the phrase 'imitation is the highest form of flattery......?'
    <whistle>


    Now hurry up and get your predictions up for me to copy....
     
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  5. Commachio

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    pards2 _nq32lg.jpg
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Look at the wierdo at the back.
    Trev has thankfully shaved that **** beard off now.
     
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    He looks like he walks his dog dressed only in a large mac and wellies, and smells of Vics cough mixture.
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

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    See you've still got that white dress on though!
     
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    a clip from Terry Pratchett's 'The Hogfather' on why we need to believe in fantasies

     
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  10. Captainchaos.

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    **** Christmas and **** off santa clause too
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    If santa clause was actually a sexy brunette wid ye **** it then?
     
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    Santa just woke me up coming up the street in his slay

    It was 6pm my last hour of sleep before work

    I opened the window and shouted at him to turn his music down
     
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    In Singapore today on way back to UK. Land in London tomorrow morning to start a Christmas with a very Indonesian flavour. Up in Cumbria for Christmas Day then watching Man Utd vs Sunderland on Boxing Day. Relative of the wife over and wants to watch it so snagged the Company Season Tickets. None of clients wanted them - in fact said they would award work elsewhere if we made them watch Sunderland.
    Two other sets of Indonesian relatives over so suspect will be spending a lot of time at sales.
     
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  14. NUFCBRONX

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    Merry Xmas dudes and dudettes.

    I'll be in the north woods of Maine for the hols. So probably the tradtional dinner of pork roast then drunkenly shooting guns in the gravel pits wanting to get back to civilization.
     
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    I'd love to get my chops around her dirt box
     
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  17. Commachio

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    Closet Mackem.


    Anyhow. Best wishes to you all.

    Stay of the moors.
     
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    I will be hoping that its a cold day on Boxing Day otherwise the warm glow will be unbearable! Hope you and the family enjoy the Turkey Massaman.
     
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  19. Commachio

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    I'm having a traditional xmas dinner this year. The cockney gaffer and his missus are cooking.

    So pie and liquor it is.

    Enjoy ya time in blighty mate
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Merry Christmas mate. Shooting some **** sounds like fun.
     
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