To make this fair, I am going to discount myself from this debate. I don't want this thread to be about me. I want it to be about you. Who are your "masters of wummery?" Who are the wum failures, in your opinion? What have been the best wum posts in the forum's history? Who do you know who has been burned the severest by a wum? Please, tell us your stories. All I would ask is that you don't mention me in any of the stories. I repeat, this thread is not about me? Tell us of your tales of brb, Skiddy, and Pixie being rag dolled mercilessly. Or tales of Bambi's epic monologues. What about the depth of Commie's stupidity? I am sure that each of you has a tale to tell. I want to hear all of them.
A point of order. This thread is not about me. If you want to participate, please tell about your wum heroes and zeros.
No, Libby. Putting anyone up against me would simply be cruel. As I have already stressed, this thread is not about me. Who (apart from me) is your best wumster? What has been your wum fail (look at my siggy, mate, yeah)? I want this to be a serious thread.
Tough one since we usually hunt in a pack Bruv and my best wums probably involve you..so I'll stay quiet.
Thanks, mate. But I want you to discount me. Who else is your favourite wumster of all time? What wums stand out in your mind? What are the epic wum fails, in your mind? I will start giving my examples, soon enough, but I want to give others a chance, first.
I've gone solo so many times, Bruv. I have invented the lexicon of wummery, most of which has now fallen into the common language of the board. The snide use of "Yeah?" The fishing net. "Owning." Skiddy, Bambi, and Pixie - all commonly in use. The stealth wum-thread. I could go on, but I won't, because this thread isn't about me. It's about others. What do you think has been the most vicious rag dolling on here, Bruv? I'd be hard pressed to discount the many that PNP has given Pix over the years. Mind you, I cannot discount the many several that you've dished out to Skids. Bambi, of course, wums himself. I'm not sure if that counts? And who has been the greatest wum victim (apart from Pixie at my hands)? Mattth must come somewhere near the top of the list, yeah?
