The Manly Thread of Rhythm and Melody

Prepare your man-chucks men.

A quest has been laid before the most impressive specimens of humankind, for the righteous true and virtuous warriors within our clanish midst. Sent down through the ages f...

**** that I'm already bored of it.

Essentially, this is a thread for our forgotten heroes and up-and-comers, who aren't as well-known by casual fan and verse alike... So, anyone got a chant for the likes of:

Sylvain Marveaux, a player who could be incredible for us next season if he doesn't get injured.

Shane Ferguson...

Samm- No scratch that, we're all thankful Mrs Ameobi gave all her kids two syllable names...

Tiote - I believe we can do better than the current one

Harris Vuckic - To become a star next year?

Romain Amalfitano - Errrrrr perhaps we could give him a nickname...

 

I'll have a go at all of them...prepare to discard immediately!

Sylvain Marveaux

To the tune of the '2 by 2'

He came to play for us form France - Marveaux, Marveuax
He eats frogs legs but cannet dance - Marveaux, Marveuax
He's plays on the left, he plays on the right
Won't play for the mackems 'cause they are ****e
Sylvain Marveuax, Newcastle's number ???

Shane Ferguson

To the tune of 'Waterloo'

Ferguson - He's a demon when he's on the ball
Ferguson - Plays against Stoke and he skins them all
Ferguson - He's from Derry and he's only wee,
Ferguson - Can't buy drink without ID
Ferguson - The Irish guard of the Toon Army.

Sammy Ameobi


To the tune of 'Whenever, Wherever' by Shakira

Whenever, wherever
He is big and he is clever
He's from Fenham, he's a Geordie
Woah, Sammy Ameobi

Chiek Tiote

To the tune of 'Music Man'

He is our midfield Man
He come from the Ivory
We love his name!
What is his name?
His name is Tio, Tio, Tiote
Tiote, Tiote
Tio, Tio, Tiote
Chiek Tiote


Harris Vuckic
To the tune of 'Living Next Door To Alice'

Spent 3 years just waiting for a chance,
To score against the mackems, and get a song from all the fans,
Now they've got to get used to singing the name of Harris...
Harris, Harris, Vuckic Harris!


Romain Amalifitano

To the tune of Karma Chameleon

Roma, Roma, Roma, Romain Amalifitano
He scores our goals
He scored our goals!


...That was properly hard work!

 

Well I enjoyed at least! The Marveaux one in particular was superb sir