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the manipulating press

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by remembercolinlee, Apr 20, 2012.

  1. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    All the headlines this morning about Rooney telling drogba to stop diving have led to Rooney being called a hypocrite.
    This another typical example of the press being two faced.
    They completely ignored the advice he offered as a role model to young lads in the same interview like;

    1) dont cheat on your pregnant wife.
    2) dont act like a money grabbing ingrate and not expect geezers in masks to turn up at your house
    And most importantly
    3) dont **** yer gran...it aint clever....
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    4) Don't play **** for your country and then criticise people that have paid out enormous sums of money to support you.
    5) Don't look like Shrek.
     
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  3. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    2,548-b. Don't announce who you want as the next England manager, expecially on Twitter.
     
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    6.Don't claim to be a life long Everton supporter and then play for United.

    7.Just don't talk at all, the smell of an empty head is quite unpleasant.
     
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  5. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    8. Don't stomp on the testicles of an opposition player in a World Cup quarter final
    8a. In fact, just don't do it full stop
     
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  6. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    9. Don't use the same hair transplant clinic I did...they used pubes...not mine either! :(

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  7. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    10. Stay out of Greggs.

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    O.Spurcat Well-Known Member

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    Where the hell do you find these pics ?? I wouldn't have a clue where to start looking.
     
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  9. Boss

    Boss Son of Pulis

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    google

    keywords: fat rooney

    ha so simple but it works!
     
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  10. Spurf

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    He looks like the Inn keeper in Transylvania.
     
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