The Magnificent Eddieveeee will read your mind

so he will

Think of a number between 2 and 9

Multiply it by 9

Then add the two digits

Subtract 5

Then find the letter that corresponds with your number ie 1=a 2=b etc

Then think of a country in Europe that starts with your letter

Take the second letter of the country and think of an animal that starts with that letter

Now think of the colour of that animal


click here once you have done that

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If that is not correct, you were probably thinking

[NSFW]A Grey Elephant in Denmark[/NSFW]

 

You better make it clear this is entertainment or Ofcom will come down on you

 

What am I thinking about?

 

tits

 

you are thinking about cock

 

Do me Eddie, do me..What am i thinking?

 

Nope.

 

Nope, I'm thinking I would like a bacon/cheese burger

 

I was though

 

I'm thinking of a hand of cards I had last weekend.The game was 5 stud.Read them and weep

 

wrapped around a cock

I'm getting the hang of this mind reading

 

I`m thinking why did i put £20 on that **** horse you tipped

 

because your a mug

I said a shilling e/w and the horse is not **** I will have you know, I will make a point of letting you know when it will be winning next.

 

Bloody Eddie<i lied about actually betting on it anyway>

 

thank god

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