The #LUFC Breakfast Debate (Thur 6th Dec)

Green? FFS, no!

TC got rid because he couldn't do the sweeper bit that modern 'keepers do. Bielsa also has that expectation. There isn't a hope in Hell of this happening. Fortunately.

 

Totally agree and not just relating to Green.

There is a new culture at the club which needs preserving.

Only way you come back is if you were good enough to be considered a legend...Glory anyone ??????

 

It's weird to the point of nonsensical.

My wife is so critical she's obviously a perfectionist...so WTF did she choose me.

And more to the point...now she's realised how inadequate I am why doesn't she bugger off and take on an achievable project.

 

Good Morning to Matt and co from a cloudy Bardsey
Wellthis 2 points a game set me thinking on this basis we are 2 games ahead of our rivals with a superior goal difference
Its up to Shackleton to prove his worth now and I think he will
Its no use wanting players back we have to make do and mend However there is always getting non contracted players to sign for a short period Huth springs to mind because we don't want to spoil the ship for a haporth of tar

 

1. Inebriation and/or access to credit cards
2. Blame. She needs someone to blame.... who is also able to bankroll her insatiable appetite for credit cards.

I don’t know mrs jammy... that was just a stab in the dark... Something it doesn’t sound like you’re getting much of.

 

Fortunately Mrs Jammy is both teetotal and highly educated...this enables her to fully understand the fiscal imperative that necessitates the securing of her credit cards in a safe and secure place thus foreseeing any ill thought out financial transactions which could impinge upon the master of the house's thorough and full enjoyment of life.

Regarding nocturnal adventures then in these enlightened times where the possibility of a misconstrued physical coupling is to be avoided at all costs I find a fully illuminated and compus mentis verbal agreement to be of the upmost importance.

Sadly the days of muttering " brace yourself girl, I'm coming on board " belong to a much missed bygone era.

 

it's in the very small print when you get married.

 

Not entirely...........

 

Down Tiger...I'll be having lamb for lunch at the weekend and I do not want to think of your good self whilst enjoying it's succulence .

 

It's funny you should say that, so's Sparkey

 

I don't have to wait for the weekend....

 

Fair enough...is it true you have to get them to stand in your wellies ?

 

They're well trained - or is that wellie trained?.......

 

It's quite apt really...

You're shagging sheep and I'm flogging a dead horse !

 

Sounds like he’s asking for tips sparky

 

Easier than trying to shag it.

 

The voice of experience... you prefer them alive?

 

Used to live in Wales so no tips required.

Honorary Welshman me...

 

You will know then that we have a history of both hospitality and bestiality - the former is mandatory but the latter optional.

 

So Shackelton confirmed as RB for QPR game

Bamford and Brown both available for selection

Ayling back later this month

Berardi and Cooper not back until late January or early February

Pearce and Dallas both back later this month

Just heard that Cooke has done an ACL so going to be out for 9 months. Hope he comes back as good or his England career ruined