Just spent the last 6 hours in the company of a charming Australian lady, 50, with a view to pumping her senseless. I know some of the kids will be retching already, but I'm in my mid 40s and your objectives change over time. Anyone who's followed my zany, madcap adventures on not606 will know that I could charm the knickers off a cobra and have the body of a Greek god. She was up front about the fact that she's still living with a Portuguese rasta, but I felt confident that my flickering tongue and rapier wit more than compensate for my micro-penis. My question to the panel is therefore this: How could this pumpable, but slightly wizened lady, while obviously frothing at the gash, turn down my clumsy but slightly illegal advances?
I had a quick rub with a flannel and a spray with Imperial Leather. I even de-clinkered with a Philips bodyform shaver.
I'd say your techniques do not work on older women who know all the tricks Also, she was up front about another man (read "I have a boyfriend") Stick to a younger, impressionable, woman
Leathery face, lizard neck and dry as a packet of peanuts downstairs.... Too much spit to get the old bitch going............
I prefer the Dutch burds, they are right durty, and i presume that you won't get the ole bawbag slapping bawbag with most of em either.
I honestly can't think of anything that would make my adour, softer that having to watch someone elses bawbag swingin about. Why do you think they are tucked away were you can't see them too well??, cos to be fair they are not the most aesthetically pleasing thing in the world.
I'm curious to know how you'd be looking at their nutsack if you were ball deep in one hole and them in another...
