The long and the short of it.....

Would this be the tallest team in premiership history

Gomes
Kaboul Dawson King
Hutton Huddelstone Kranjcar Sandro Bale
Pavlyuchenko Crouch

We could have a shot at the shortest one too:

Alnwick
Jenas Gallas Naughton Assou-Ekottu
Modric Palacios
Lennon Defoe Keane Dos Santos

 

The second team would be atrocious.

 

--------------------------Gomes(6'3")--------------------------
Corluka(6'4")---Kaboul(6'3")---Dawson(6'3")---Bassong(6'2")
Kranjcar(6'1")---Huddlestone(6'3")---Sandro(6'2")---Bale(6'0")
-------------------Crouch(6'7")---Pavlyuchenko(6'2")---------

Subs: King(6'2"), Hutton(6'1"), Friedel(6'2"), Livermore(6'2"), Caulker(6'3"), Townsend(6'0"), Kane(6'1/2")

Let's do it!

 

Which team would VDV fit into? or is he the aberration, neither long nor short???

 

--------------------------Alnwick(6'0")--------------------------
Walker(5'10")---Gallas(6'0")---Khumalo(6'1/2")---Rose(5'8")
Lennon(5'5")---Modric(5'7")---Van Der Vaart(5'9")---Pienaar(5'7")
-------------------Defoe(5'7")---Keane(5'9")---------

Subs: Bentley(5'8"), Dos Santos(5'8"), Jenas(5'10"), BAE(5'10"), Palacios(5'10"), Mason(5'10"), Naughton(5'11")

I wonder who'd win...

 

MCM, I'd fancy the second one (especially if Rose started on the bench and BAE came in on the left)

 

Big team would win at The Britannia, Little team at the lane.

 

Good stuff

How about England v Rest of the World

Alnwick
Walker Dawson King O'Hara
Lennon Huddlestone Jenas Rose
Crouch Defoe

Subs: Button Naughton Caulker Bentley Livermore Townsend Kane

Gomes
Corluka Gallas Kaboul Assou-Ekottu
Pienaar Sandro Modric Bale
Van der Vaart Pavlyuchenko

Subs Friedel Hutton Bassong Kranjcar Palacios Dos Santos Keane

My money is on the second one - but this shows we have way too many players.

 

Rest of the world would tear us a new arsehole!