I'm going to post all my ramblings on this thread. Those who can't stand me will no longer stumble upon my inane drivel. I'll no longer be the rogue semen stain on the Ottoman footstall. You can't say fairer than that, can you? All are welcome, though, and that includes Tina, Subo and Cnut.
I went to Frinton-on-Sea today. There is an excellent art deco shop on the main drag; I bought a purse for my daughter and a couple of books for myself. Had some fish and chips, which were really rather poor, but the ice-cream dessert was a welcome indulgence. Just about to watch Mike Leigh's Mr Turner. Did you have a nice day?
Took my kids out to a park with an astro turf 5 a side pitch in Holloway , had a little kick about in the sun with a few Mr Freeze and some cold beers. Bought 8 kilos of chicken and fried some up with some Dunn's river seasoning. Had egg and chips for breakfast. Tomorrow i shall go for a Witherspoons breakfast I had one last week with my daughter for about £2 absolute bargain and pretty good. Sorry to hear about the poor fish and chips Ponders , it is annoying when that happens. I am a fat bastard .
Nice one, Nath. Sounds like you made the most of the sunshine. Chips for brekkie, eh? You must be a fat bastard. Have a good one tomorrow and go easy. And congratulations on being the first to post on this special thread.
I missed the train to the pub which was unfortunate mainly for my neighbours. I have even more Tequila in the house. I'm being friendly at the moment as I m playing sort of mellow music like Jackson Browne and CSN. Im waiting till about half twelve to start with The Birthday Party, Black Sabbath and Crass. I hate Crass though they are pretentious middle class ****s, but they are unlistenable to so the neighbours deserve them. Black Sabbath are **** too. They support Celtic so they deserve it (the neighbours not Ozzy even he would not sink so low). I hate the Ramones too they are a novelty act. I stood on a marijuana spider and my karmas all ****ed up. Thank you for the invitation to post on your self indulgent flotsam and jetsam thread,
I ****ed about adding stuff on to kodi today and now have access to every sports channel in the known universe. Some good movie channels too. I watched San Andreas which was pretty pish and Jurassic world which was not quite as pish as San Andreas. Now I am watching UFC waiting for that Irish **** that looks like a homeless person to come on. Canny see me staying awake that long though.
I've burned their garage down now mate and "persuaded" the pensioner next door to defecate intae a milk bottle and put it on their doorstep. Ironically I have been tracing my genealogy and have found out I'm related to Alex Haley. I'm having revenge for the black man. I feel empowered, but not in a kid on pussy Beale kind of way either. Thanks again for this thread I'm finding it really cathartic.
Gambols a **** like that. Fold the pensioner up and stick him in a drawer until the feds **** off. You'll be fine, or they may just kill you cos you're a black man with attitude.
