http://kisungyueng1.tumblr.com/post/20720230418/buckfast-tanner-5-bird-shagger-currantbun-batterer Buckfast Tanner, 5 Bird Shagger, CurrantBun Batterer.. Title Winner! Part 1 As yer Uncle Ki rights this.. âJAMES ****IN LEAVE SAMMY!â sorry still ****in WW3 in here gonnae move intay the toilet⦠Right! Were dae we start troops ? What a day oot up in the beautiful toon a Kilmarnock wae itâs classy burds and famous rolex wearing junkies the day started early wae the PossoProvosCSC bus packed full a the bhoys and despite it being a bank holiday dae ye really think they werey serving yer Uncle Ki at 3:00am the night before ? Well aye they did! But as good a fitbaw player as yer Uncle Ki is heâs also no bad at shop lifting either! I had **** all sleep the night before so the day was started wae the standard rolls in sausage and bottle a ginger but with the auld energy being as empty as Rangers trophy cabinet a few cheeky lines was in order. You just knew being on the bus that it was gonna be a day for the champions as Cha did sommersalts in his borat suit and bhoys of the old brigade got turned to full blast I just knew then and there⦠Weâre on the road again! As we got closer to Rugby Park the mouthwash was being passed about more than Laffertys Maw was in her school days. The Gaffer was soon on the bus doing the rounds, smelling our breaths checking our eyes and making sure that Paddy was still breathing. I remember Lennons words like it was only yesterday.. âIâm trusting ye today blow yer nose and put in a shift out there and donât **** up cause yer startingâ Jock Stein would be proud! Before I knew it the game had started it has to be said that Kris Commons was actually my MOTM he was absolutely everywhere on the pitch that day mostly trying to pretend he fell into the crowd so he could grab somecunts Killie Pie. It has to be said the past few weeks we have been playing uglier than Michael Mols wife but that day Iâd say we were more Tommy Gravesens porno bird. We didnât lift the title that day but I did manage tae skant more ****s than Nacho Novo in a night out at Bennets. A great 6-0 performance followed. Topped off with Craig Burleys Nissan Micra tires being burst by Cha. The End⦠Kidding oan troops Iâm no gonnae lie though am ****ed and if I leave Jamsie wae Sammy any longer heâs gonnae end up throwing him oot the top windey like he did last year when he was convinced he was Spider-Man Part 2 will be here soon so donât worry to much In the meantime have a **** over that burds Holidays photies on Facebook or summit or go for a wee walk get a carry oot or just dae **** all! Love yeez ChuckArCha x
