The last person alive today who can actually remember when Leeds United were a big club, has been invited to the end of season Leeds United dinner and dance. Ken Bates was too tight to send him a TAXI and he has been forced to walk the 2 miles to the stadium, friends of his have phoned Elland Road to say that he is on his way and should arrive there shortly but he may be a little late,, please log in to view this image
Er mighty this will make you laugh with your warped sense of humour my missus bless her heart is currently signed off from work for a week with tennis elbow! When she told me last week what the quack diagnosed it as I tongue in cheek said yeah but you don't even play tennis and she said that's what I said to the quack as well!
steve we went to the market on sunday and my missus is one who likes her art and culture, and we have just moved house so she wanted to buy a porceline ornament for the cabinet in the living room,,,while we were there she found a little statue of vinus demilo or what ever her name was,, jokingly i said we dont want that its broken,,,she said its not broken its meant to have no arms,,,again joking i said we dont want it if its got no arms,,,so she said i like it and she bought it,,,,when we got home i took it out of the box and its head fell off,,,,,,,,,
****ing love it mate, best belly laugh of the day! My missus loves her ****ing plants and ornaments as well although no headless ones Feel like David Bellamy at times well actually that's a bit of an overstatement to be fair. At least we got rid of one out of sight a few days ago into one of the spare bedrooms that we've now finished painting so I won't be knocking the ****ing thing over in the kitchen anymore! Love her to death and all that but my Jan certainly loves her plants!
On a 606 related point I don't know if I'm right but assume the BBC will pull the plug once the footy season has officially finished which won't be until after the Championship final next Monday but time will tell - don't bother with it anymore anyway so bollocks to it!
You're right Steve, but we were still the champions of England And in the interest of balance and fairness, here you are mate please log in to view this image Millwall Rovers 1887