The land of darkness

I'm currently having a pint her with the lads from qork and I'm ficking lost . . . . it's better than Sunderland, though
I don't even know whty I'm posting this . . . .Ilit's not evem blue

 

Does anybody else 'play games' when they go for a number two on the toilet?

I know this is sad, but I pretend I'm an RAF bomber over Syria and I drop 'my bombs' and wipe the country out

 

What are you two on about? Has Com hacked Gordon's account? SAFC, i thought at first you meant on a tablet

 

I'm currently having a pint her with the lads from qork.
Would that be "work", York, or where Roy Keane came from?

 

You are in Byker and qork is the company you work for.

What do I win?

 

I'm having a pint with the lads from work in Newcastle, and now I've lost my bearings and the ability to spell?

 

No but I will now.

 

You can join the coalition and bomb Iraq

 

Cheers mate, I'll be the yanks. I will be flying the F-22 Raptor... You're in a Typhoon no doubt.

Might be having a curry tomorrow so it might be a bit of a mayday mayday, sort of cluster bombing.

 

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You'll be in a in a messerschitt then ?

 

Is a messerschitt used for carpet bombing?

I often drop torpoodoes into the U'bend whilst humming the dam busters. Always wipe before saluting though, I'm not an animal.

 

When I was a young'n, I used to have loads of World War Two planes hanging from my bedroom ceiling by bits of cotton. The Messerschmit was the meanest looking plane by far.

 

Big ****ing bedroom. I had to make do with airfix or revell models.

Also, that must be very strong cotton

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Airfix? I could never get the hang of that ... it always ended up with me in tears and being glued to the instructions and table

 

The transfers were a bit of a sod as well.

 

Aye. I never trusted that Von Richtoven when he was in a Sopwith Camel

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He was in a Fokker tri plane mate.

 

Don't try to feed me, Geordie. When he TRANSFERRED, he was in a Sopwith Camel.

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Aye, you got me there.