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The lamest match day thread in the history of Not606 - Monaco vs Tottenham Hotspur

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Dier Hard, Aug 3, 2013.

  1. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Sorry guys, I can't provide you with any THFC6061-esque stats.

    So nice and simple:

    Tottenham Hotspur‏:

    Here's our team - Lloris; Walker, Fryers, Livermore, Rose; Dembele, Parker; Lennon, Chadli, Sigurdsson; Defoe. #THFC

    And our subs at Monaco - Friedel, Naughton, Stewart, Bentaleb, Carroll, Huddlestone, Townsend, Kane. #THFC

    Monaco:

    Monaco team: Subasic, Raggi, Kurzawa, Carvalho, Abidal, Toulalan, Obbadi, Moutinho, Carrasco, James, Falcao.

    Monaco subs - Tavares, Ocampos, Isimat-Mirin, Ndinga, Tisserand.

    Looks like Daws is being wrapped in cotton wool. God help Zeki and Jake if Falcao starts!!!


    Courtesy of Wandering Yid:

    They played for both:

    Adebayor
    Gudjohnsen
    Hoddle
    Klinsmann
     
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  2. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    As I said elsewhere, the real interest is how long it takes ITV's boneheads to stop speculating about Bale and start commentating on the match.

    ...and how long it takes Amazon to deliver a new TV.

    Also, Hoddle and Klinsmann played for both clubs.
     
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  3. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Fryers and Livermore at centre-half? Oh, dear. <doh>
    I wonder if Kaboul is going to play any part in this season? He's been in training, but it seems he's still not ready for a friendly run out. Not looking good.
    Shouldn't kept Caulker.

    Edit: No Adebayor, Assou-Ekotto or Holtby.
     
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  4. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Rodriguez, Moutinho and Falcao start (apparently) <yikes>

    Lets pray for Livermore and Fryers.
     
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  5. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Though jokes aside, what an opportunity for Fryers (more so than Jake) to show his worth. He's been used as a CB for most of pre-season, so if he wants to show AVB he's ready for first team football, there's not going to be many better strikers he'll ever come up against than the one he's facing today.
     
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  6. So, no Paulinho, Soldado, Sandro, or Kaboul for us.

    Bale's absence aside, that's a lot of talent we have to come into the team!
    <ok>
     
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  7. Also, Dempsey's absence is telling. Surely must mean a deal has been struck with the Yanks?
     
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  8. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Not as much as our OS announcing it...
     
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  9. Wandering Yid

    Wandering Yid Well-Known Member

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    They played for both:

    Erm...

    Adebayor
    Gudjohnsen
    Hoddle :emoticon-0131-angel
    Klinsmann

    Any more? Comolli...
     
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  10. Wandering Yid

    Wandering Yid Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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  11. Tottenham Jamspurs

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    Wow they opened the entire program with Bale speculation not a mention of the match.

    **** off ITV.

    Also this ditsy blonde woman is pissing me off already.
     
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  12. Tottenham Jamspurs

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    Fryers and Livermore vs Falcao is gunna be fun <laugh>
     
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  13. Wandering Yid

    Wandering Yid Well-Known Member

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    Poyet should not be allowed to be a pundit. He can barely speak English.
     
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  14. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Ferdinand speaking as if Bale's already a goner too... God this is going to be stressful. May have to mute the commentary.

    Also mentioned Dawson has picked up a slight knock, oh the joys continue!
     
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  15. Wandering Yid

    Wandering Yid Well-Known Member

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    Livermore and Fryers at CB <doh>

    Weak looking team.
     
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    Bearing in mind the season starts in a couple of weeks, I'm a little surprised we aren't using this friendly and next week's to field the team that is likely to start the season. I get that we need squad rotation to prevent injuries, but have we seen anything at all from some of our senior players?

    I agree with PnP, the Kaboul situation is a little concerning.

    Good luck to Zeki tonight, I hope he has a blinder.
     
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  17. Spudulike

    Spudulike Well-Known Member

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    Why's Caulker not playing at centre back if we have so many injuries.... oh, sorry forgot. We just sold him!!! #LEVYFAIL
     
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  18. Tottenham Jamspurs

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    I actually fancy us here!
     
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  19. NotSoMightyEastbourneBoro

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    Has it ever been cleared up why Poyet was booted out of Brighton? Plenty of stories coming out of him being an arrogant **** (would mock players of they screwed up in training and then further humiliate them by doing it himself.... especially free-kicks). Also was a bit Redknapp-esque in the fact that if you weren't in his plans he would not talk to you. One first time player claims he hadn't spoken to him in 4 months!
     
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  20. Wandering Yid

    Wandering Yid Well-Known Member

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    Looking forward to seeing something of Chadli in this game

    And I really hate this kit.
     
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