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The Knobhead Test

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Chappaz, Jun 28, 2011.

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  1. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    I've just created this test here and now to measure the knobhead levels of people on Not606. Answer the questions, and then use the key at the end to get your level of knobhead.

    1 point for YES
    0 points for NO

    Note that this only applies to Not606.

    1). I believe that I annoy fellow members
    2). I am frequently told that I annoy fellow members
    3). I leave more negative rep than positive rep
    4). I intentionally use WUM comments to wind up fellow members
    5). I allow my bias with my team to influence my opinions and comments towards supporters of other teams
    6). If an argument arises, I refuse to back down
    7). I have used the forum whilst drunk
    8). I have broken forum rules
    9). I have received a ban or warning from moderators
    10). I am told that I make too many threads
    11). I have referred to myself in the third person
    12). People appear to disagree with me more than agree
    13). I feel more unwelcome than welcome on the forum
    14). I have had threads or posts deleted by a moderator
    15). I have bragged about any element of my personal life by mentioning it on more than one occasion
    16). Many people find my jokes un-amusing
    17). I admit that I purposely act like a dickhead at times
    18). I occasionally enjoy participating in the bullying of fellow members

    Score guide:

    1-3 - All round nice guy with a lack of knobhead qualities. You're generally appreciated by most members - even those who support rival teams.
    4-6 - Pretty average. Cool guy, but you can't resist being a bit of a knobhead at times.
    7-9 - You're still decent, but you have above average knobhead traits. Let's just say that you don't get along with everyone.
    10-13 - You're a knobhead. Whether you do it on purpose or not, you often say stupid **** and annoy people.
    14-18 - You're an absolute knobhead of epic proportions. No more has to be said.
     
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  2. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco Active Member

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    I think this isn't going to go well for Tash eh....
     
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  3. AH

    AH Active Member

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    I scored 3 <diva>

    7,8,11

    Feel free to add more on though for me though, other people..
     
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  4. Hatem Is A Geordie

    Hatem Is A Geordie Active Member

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  5. TheLittleGeordie

    TheLittleGeordie Active Member

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    Yes 3 points, I feel awesome
    5,7,8 (maybe 11 as well depending on how you count it)

    Edit: Alright 4, 18 as well
     
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  6. Mod Face

    Mod Face Well-Known Member

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    I scored 9. <yikes>
     
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  7. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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  8. NUFCaw

    NUFCaw Active Member

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    5,7,11,15

    On 15, I don't see how letting you all know how TRUELY ****ING UNREAL I am is a bad thing? <badger>
     
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  9. AH

    AH Active Member

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    Oh, 15 too :( Dammit, 4 altogether then
    Not bragging though! Only when it's come up in conversation! Does that count?
     
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  10. Nobbys Trumpet

    Nobbys Trumpet Active Member

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    I'll add some...1,2,3,4,5,6,9,10,12,13,15,18
     
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  11. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:) Active Member

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    1). I believe that I annoy fellow members yes
    2). I am frequently told that I annoy fellow members yes
    3). I leave more negative rep than positive rep yes
    4). I intentionally use WUM comments to wind up fellow members no
    5). I allow my bias with my team to influence my opinions and comments towards supporters of other teams no
    6). If an argument arises, I refuse to back down yes
    7). I have used the forum whilst drunk no
    8). I have broken forum rules no
    9). I have received a ban or warning from moderators no
    10). I am told that I make too many threads no
    11). I have referred to myself in the third person no
    12). People appear to disagree with me more than agree yes
    13). I feel more unwelcome than welcome on the forum no
    14). I have had threads or posts deleted by a moderator no
    15). I have bragged about any element of my personal life by mentioning it on more than one occasion mo
    16). Many people find my jokes un-amusing yes
    17). I admit that I purposely act like a dickhead at times no
    18). I occasionally enjoy participating in the bullying of fellow members yes

    7, not bad u think
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Not going to look good for Tash. A perfect 18?
     
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  13. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    By fellow members do you mean on our board or the mackems included?
     
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  14. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I bet Tash gets more marks for this than he did his Ethics A-Level. <laugh>
     
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  15. AH

    AH Active Member

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    <laugh>

    At least you find my jokes amusing though, no 16 there <diva>
     
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  16. Nobbys Trumpet

    Nobbys Trumpet Active Member

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    1). I believe that I annoy fellow members No
    2). I am frequently told that I annoy fellow members No
    3). I leave more negative rep than positive rep No
    4). I intentionally use WUM comments to wind up fellow members No
    5). I allow my bias with my team to influence my opinions and comments towards supporters of other teams Yes
    6). If an argument arises, I refuse to back down No
    7). I have used the forum whilst drunk Yes
    8). I have broken forum rules Maybe? Posting on the sexy poll, was that breaking forum rules?
    9). I have received a ban or warning from moderators No
    10). I am told that I make too many threads No
    11). I have referred to myself in the third person No
    12). People appear to disagree with me more than agree No
    13). I feel more unwelcome than welcome on the forum No
    14). I have had threads or posts deleted by a moderator No
    15). I have bragged about any element of my personal life by mentioning it on more than one occasion No
    16). Many people find my jokes un-amusing Yes
    17). I admit that I purposely act like a dickhead at times No
    18). I occasionally enjoy participating in the bullying of fellow members No

    3/4 depending on the ruling of the sexy poll posting
     
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  17. Nobbys Trumpet

    Nobbys Trumpet Active Member

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    If i'm honest I just typed most numbers and then decided to miss a few out...luck really! But, yeah, you are a funny ****er! <ok>
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Think I can just about get away with a 4.
     
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  19. MagpieMuzz

    MagpieMuzz Active Member

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    I scored 2, so not much of a knobhead :)
     
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  20. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    Just on our board. I don't mean someone who is obviously a WUM and expects to be given **** (like Psycho). Just someone who has made a bit of a mong comment and been jumped on for it by a number of members. Basically, bullying in its definition.
     
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