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The King of Spain

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by User Deleted, Jun 2, 2014.

  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    Abdicated. Discuss.

    I've decided to give up the ****ing for a while, I'm only getting 80-90% hard ons during the shaggin' cos of too much porn. I see some tits and I be like

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    There was this time when I was eating a sausage roll and I just started crying randomly and just couldn't stop, turns out it's because a few months previously I lost one of my dearest friends who died in a car crash and I hadn't actually grieved for him and it just built up and built up.

    Moving out in three weeks. Looking forward to it.
     
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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I thought this was an Acworth for King of Spain thread...
     
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  3. User Deleted

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    Well yeah that goes without saying but I dunno if he'll be able to take enough time out from his media work
     
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  4. User Deleted

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    I read this mad book once and the mother smashed her kids about rotten n that
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Acworth's maw or the Queen of Spain?
     
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  6. User Deleted

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    Neither it was just some random woman
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Sure it wasn't just a ****e sausage roll?
     
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  8. User Deleted

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    It was from Greggs so it couldn't have been.
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Can I apply for the vacant position and will there be any heavy lifting involved?
     
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  10. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    She's obsessed with sookin ma boaby just now. I just pull it out and she gives me a sook. I've had about 40 blowjobs these past 2 weeks, not to climax though, just a good sook then she tells me I'm being greedy, then 10 mins later she's sooking away again.

    #good times.
     
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  11. User Deleted

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    That's ****ing excellent my mrs sooks me once a month if that
     
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  12. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Gay Alan, is gay
     
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  13. Patience

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    Heartwarming.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She's going through the menopause. That's when they go boaby crazy <laugh>
     
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  15. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I just had lunch from Greggs: a slice of ham and pineapple pizza and a tuna sandwich. Very tasty.
     
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  16. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    She's 32 ya old ****!
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    She's goin through it early. Ye better invest in some KY jelly cos her fanny will dry up soon <laugh>
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Never understood pineapple on a pizza
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

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    It brings a touch of exoticism to poor people.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Fruit has no business being anywhere near yer dinner <grr>

    PS pizza is ****e
     
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