try this. shuffle along to your record player/cd player/ ipod/stereogram , whatever.........put on " love will tear us apart " - preferably turned up to eleven - and see how long it takes until you are no longer able to resist the urge to break into the ian curtis epileptic dance. I cant get past the intro drum roll before the elbows start to move with a life of their own. Then play the youtube clip of the song in the background , on another tab, while watching this guy dance to get an idea of what you look like http://youtu.be/qHYOXyy1ToI