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The Joe Kinnear Thank you thread.

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    The Joe Kinnear Thank you thread.

    I think everybody knows by now that we've just lost our beloved DOF Joe Kinnear.

    I know almost everybody will want to wish him well so I thought a thank you thread would be appropriate and we could make a print of the messages sent to him and post it onto him via NUFC.

    I'll start it off.

    Dear Joe, thank you very much for the magnificent job you did for us as DOF at NUFC, I don't know what we would have done without you and hope you're as successful in your new employment as you were here.

    I think the only Clubs deserving of your talents are Arsenal, Chelsea, Man City, Man Utd or Liverpool.

    I'll look forward to playing against you with your new Club whichever one it is.
     
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  2. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Dear Joe,
    I should like to thank you for your assistance in promoting NUFC and the North East in such a positive light, amongst your many well wishers I am particulary pleased to note that the Northumbrian Grave Diggers Association would be most happy to do something for you to commemorate your departure, do feel free to come back any time as I sure you will receive an emotional welcome,

    Yours Sincerely
     
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  3. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    In all seriousness I'll thank him for that Talksport interview. That was gold.
     
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  4. MrRAWhite

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    Definitely comedy gold..I was driving at the time, and had to pull over for fear I would crash with laughing so much..
     
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  5. 2010 tops dog

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    It would be funny if it was not so drastic
     
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  6. Gordonthetoony

    Gordonthetoony Well-Known Member

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    Dear Joe, Thank you for f.ck all.
     
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  7. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Are you going to have another mock funeral? Given the sad news.
     
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  8. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    I think he conducted himself with assurity and astuteness during the transfer window.
     
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  9. Mod Face

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    Thank you for taking some heat off the team with your sweary rants and misnaming of players.
     
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  10. Merino's Ballerina Feet

    Merino's Ballerina Feet Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for being a tremendous ****ing ****
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    His best transfer business was himself going back dan Saf.
     
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  12. Merino's Ballerina Feet

    Merino's Ballerina Feet Well-Known Member

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    Just like I felt reading your thread on the SAFC board asking for that power mad mod GC to step down.<laugh>
    Don't you Mackems know how to celebrate a win? You always seem to be in constant meltdown.
    Pure comedy gold.
    The OP did have a point though.
     
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  13. MrRAWhite

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    The difference being the lads arguing on there were not running our club..
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    That's debatable.
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I thought Smug knew all the money men hahaha probably the travelex lad at sunderland airport lol.
     
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  16. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Mate I had tears running down my face. I still listen to it now and again when I'm need of a quick laugh. They should have been tears of fear of what crazy **** Joe might do but my belly was aching from laughing.
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Thought it was the one at Antibes airport.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Thats the baby
     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Joe K. One of the few to out-swear Peter Reid...
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    So he has achieved something in life then.
     
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