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The jobby rule...

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Wipe sitting down...
     
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    Null, Nov 1, 2013
  2. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    No chance.

    Stand up.

    Admire.

    Take photo if it's a big un.

    Then wipe.
     
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    Medro, Nov 1, 2013
  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Wiping is for wimps.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Nov 1, 2013
  4. Null

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    Smear campaign ...

    Yer arse ends up looking like a republican jail cell!
     
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    Null, Nov 1, 2013
  5. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Blow dry the hole then flake the encrustation off by clenching the anal muscle.
     
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  6. Shawswood

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    Usually get my team of huskies to drag me at great speed through the long wet grass in my garden
     
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    Shawswood, Nov 1, 2013
  7. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <rofl>'
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 1, 2013
  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>****ing hell man
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Nov 1, 2013
  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Just as an aside, I'm off to a Lebanese restaurant in town tonight. I'm planning a quick read on recent Lebanese history so I can shout random obscenities when I've had a few. Is it Hezbollah or Hamas in charge of Beirut?
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Wipe away the main body of the excreta with dry tissues. Then use urine-moistened tissues for a sparkly clean finish <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 1, 2013
  12. Tina.

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    All over the feet, nae wiping for this gal.

    Yes.
     
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    Tina., Nov 1, 2013
  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I don't wipe, I clean <ok>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Nov 1, 2013
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Initial wipe while sitting. Then stand in the classic John Wayne stance to finish the job.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 1, 2013
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    DO NOT MISTAKE DOMESTOS WIPES FOR WET WIPES.

    It nips like **** but yer ring is 99% free of all known germs.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 1, 2013

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