Martin Atkinson has a sudden flu and Mark Halsey has been offered the job to referee tomorrow. It would not be a surprise if his wife is in labour overnight, so he is going to take care of the family.He can as well give another reason.
Yep allegedly involving Man Utd, SAF, the CIA, the Illuminati, Thatcher, the US Federal Reserve, M15, the Trilateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Bilderberg Group, the Masons and finally David Letterman.
Don't worry, Sky Sports will do it, with Talks***e and MoD acting as linesmen, on second thoughts perhaps you should worry!