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The Jiffy Excuse

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  1. Null

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    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/u...e-businessman-cleared-raping-teenager-7018414

    A Saudi millionaire has been cleared of raping a teenager after claiming he might have accidentally penetrated the 18-year-old when he tripped and fell on her.
    Property developer Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was accused of forcing himself on the girl as she slept off a night of drinking on the sofa of his Maida Vale flat.
    He had already had sex with her 24-year-old friend and said his penis might have been poking out of his underwear after that sexual encounter when he tripped on the 18-year-old
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    happens to the best of us
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Dec 16, 2015
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Why, who accidentally penetrated you?
     
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    monacoger, Dec 16, 2015
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Torbett
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 16, 2015
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    That's what happens when you go back to billionaire Saudis houses you little slut


    <party> <danceymingpot>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 16, 2015
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    Golden Rule compromised.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Golden rule penetrated accidentally
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 16, 2015
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    Deliberately if you want my opinion.

    Fleeto scumbag Pud is on the attack. LYT assemble!
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    He's never ventured oota Knightswood since our last hit was put out on him.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 16, 2015
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    <rofl> another mon tiddler bagged
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Well he's got our physiques spot on, especially @Scan's
     
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    Is that not X Men gay fan art?
     
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    Upper jordanhill ya **** !

    You're getting yer gutter ball spiked ya ****.
     
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    Null, Dec 16, 2015
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: I tripped your honour said pud as, he was found with 2 Krispy Kremes, round his fully erect penis at the, new Star Wars premier in easterhoose

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