Getting home on Sunday instead of Monday because the new lifeboat they've brought on has the door in a different place and it can't be opened because a railing is in the way They're bumping people who were due off on Monday tomorrow instead. This is my 4th trip in a row I've got home early and still got paid for the days I wasn't on the platform. People on here hate me because of it, not even joking. There are people who are that petty and jealous. They could at least hate me for the same reasons as you lot; being a rapey **** Speak to you ****s in deuce weeks. I'll be coming back talking like a nigga from tha neighbourhood. Going to see the Wu-Tang at the O2 then staying down for the Braga game on the Wednesday.