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The Jamie Redknapp Shop Window Service

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  1. Geordie Gashead

    Geordie Gashead Active Member

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    Looking to advertise a player to bigger clubs? Perhaps in the top 4?

    Wanting to play a prank on rivals by advertising rival's star player for the upcoming transfer window?

    Then look no more, for Jamie Redknapp's Shop Window Service is here for all you Shop Window needs.

    With a quick phone call and cheque, our team of star pundits, including Thomas Cook legend Jamie Redknapp, will go all the way to making a player sound as attractive as possible to potential buyers live on mainstream TV - with the transfer window fast approaching, there is no better time to call!

    For a small extra fee you can even get a transfer price added and the name of potential buyers.

    Here's what one happy customer had to say:

    "I know the barcodes love Cheick Tiote, like, so I phoned up and the service was brilliant. Jamie went in to lots of detail to advertise the player, like. I paid extra to get a transfer price (15 million) and a team (Manchester United) which was well worth it. They go the whole hog and it was the perfect way to end the evening before I shagged my sister"
    -Dave The Mackem

    Call 0800 676 555 for further details and to arrangea booking NOW!

    The Jamie Redknapp Shop Window Service © is a registered trademark
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Apr 20, 2011
  2. Son of a pitch

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    <laugh>
     
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    He was really going for the hard sell last night.
     
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    Damien Comolli, Liverpool
     
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    It's funny 'cause it's (unfortunately) true.
     
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    Brilliant. <laugh><applause>

    I think this is my favourite article since we left the Beeb. <ok>
     
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    u408379965, Apr 20, 2011
  7. Geordie Gashead

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    I despise that man.
     
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    Liverpool FC are thought to be on the verge of a swathe of new signings as Kenny Dalglish was spotted in HMV purchasing five tickets for Westlife this July.
     
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  9. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Have the largest amount of Rep I can give you.

    EDIT: Turns out to be none, must spread rep around. Can someone else do it for me? Thanks.
     
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    Jamie's tight, tight, tight trousers always disgust me :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  11. Geordie Gashead

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    GOD YES! And he opens his legs wider than the Grand Canyon, the bastard. Where to look?!
     
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  12. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    I had a teacher like that, except one day he came in wearing the shortest pair of shorts the world has ever seen.:embarrassed:
     
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    Teacher you say? He sounds like a **** to me.
     
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  14. Darth Gogledd

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    Yes, that thought occured to us as well...
     
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    He taught gogledd not to say anything to other adults...
     
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    Rep!

    And BUMP this thread is class <laugh>
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Apr 22, 2011
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    haha imense!!
     
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