The Irish Thread To End All Irish Threads

I hope anyway.

Come on lets have a sincere and frank discussion about all things Irish. It seems to get ignore here on GC.

I've never ****ed an Irish tart. Are they any good?

 

Club Orange. (Not Rangers fan BTW)

 

I lived with two Irish lesbians when I was a student but not once did they invite me in for a threesome.

Bitches

 

aye so you did st

 

These kafflicks and orange proddies seem to get awfully wound up about things. Why is it so?

They need to chill and be at one with each other. Go for a nice walk in the country together and connect.

Im sure it's possible.

Where there's a Billy there's a way.

 

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I did. If I was making it up I would have told you about the time I came home and found them lying naked on my bed, their tits glistening from the honey they had spread on each other...

 

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I once had a FANTA* experience with an Irish bird. She looked like she had a fantastic arse but, when her trousers came off, it was considerably fatter and saggier than I'd been led to believe. There was no going back by that stage, so I had to see the deed through to the bitter end.


***** And Never Touch Again

 

I personally have nothing against the Micks, they are dashed difficult to hit though, just when you've drawn a bead on one he genuflects in prayer to his unholy mockery of a God and the bullet whizzes over his head.

If only they would pray less they would be easier targets.

 

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Upgrade from your spudgun and you'll have better luck

 

There's nothing quite as satisfying as the recoil of an SLR when an Irishman is in your crosshairs

 

Fixed.

 

That too.

 

Irish birds are either stunning or pug ugly, exhibits A and B m'lud:

Zoe Salmon:

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Orla Guerin:

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Yeah that Zoe one is a real munter right enough.

 

I thought you said this thread was going to end. You lying bastard.

 

Orla Guerin looks like a recovering heroin addict.