A very good contact of mine is high up at Villa Park and at 7 p.m. last night this happened...... Knock on the door, Mr.Lerner walks across the office and welcomes in Mr.Lambert Hey good to meet you I've heard good things, come in sit down Phil and make yourself feel comfortable right and hey people round here call me Randy right, non of this Mr. Lerner crap. You don't mind if I take off my jacket do you? and yeah please take off your tracky top that's cool. That lettering right, PL is your initials, hey that's great, you English huh! So here's the thing right. I put my ass on the line last time and I'll be upfront with you, made a big mistake O.K.You see I picked a guy McLean and noone told me but the guy is f**king scotch and jeez the guys here are Englanders for Christ's sake, bad call, it won't happen again. Now we had a bad year here Phil last year, but this time with the right guy and I'll be frank with you here, I will give you a bunch o' money and you can go out and buy wingbackers, shooters whoever you want O.K. and I won't say a thing. Hey we could go on and win the prem, the Europe, hey even the World Cup right, this Aston is a great franchise and we could be bigger than Manchester, you know what I'm saying. At this point my contact taps Mr. Lerner on the shoulder and says that PL has in fact left the room and Randy had been talking to himself for as while. Where'd he go? what happened? jeez, whadda we do now? Hey hang on who was that wop outside? My contact explains that this was Mr. Martinez the second candidate Oh O.K. show him in, at least he'd got a f**king suit!
Just seen this on twitter, anyone know how reliable @Football_Mole is, I've just started following him/her? Football Mole ‏ @Football_Mole My sources are 100%. There is zero chance of Paul Lambert becoming next Aston Villa manager #AVFC #villa #Norwich #ncfc
