The Humble Potato

So versatile. It was great that Oliver Cromwell brought back the humble potato on his travels to Sweden in 1387. We have a lot to be thankful to him for.

What is your favourite way of cooking Ireland's symbolic foodstuff?

Poll to follow.

 

you're ****ing killing this place, old man

 

Suds are us indeed.

 

I'll have a "P" please Bob, chortle, chortle.

 

Missed scalloped, dauphinoise and chips to name but three.

 

They come under the "other" category you stupid nincompoop.

I'm dealing with amateurs here.

 

Clearly being a "Man of the Earth" means being an utter fanny.

 

Why the name change?

 

^^^^^^^^^^ Still beeling about the Yes vote.

Get over it sonny for ****s sake.

 

No, am beelin about the No vote, ya fud.

 

Be even better when The Scotch have no vote at Parliament ya speccy twat.

 

Hello, doll

 

homme de terre/pomme de terre


The pieces of the jigsaw are starting to fall into place.

 

ER if your a mash fan may I recommend the humble ricer? Makes great mash in seconds. Real super simple stuff.

 

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Chips, ffs, where's the ****ing chips? And don't go giving it any of that "they're in the 'other' category" bollocks. The chip is the king of vegetables, and deserves a category - nay, a thread - of it's own. Make it so.

 

Chips are for fat ****s like you.

 

Chips are for Americans.

Oh and ****s and *****s.

 

I know.

But skinny Biafran lookalike runts like you can enjoy them too! And they soak up alcohol!

 

Freedom fries, buddy.

A chip is a crisp in the U.S. of A.