The how to get a shag thread #prayformetth_2014

Hi guys
I thought it would be a good idea to give us all a common goal to work towards, something we can use to knock down the walls of club bias and loyalty and actually combine our skills to achieve something worthwhile.

So in todays news @Matth_2014 has very bravely confirmed his virgin status, after 27 years of bashing the bishop i think we should all chip in with our accumulated knowledge of the female form to get him over the line so to speak.

Now @Matth_2014 has also never taken any illegal drugs, this presents a problem for me personally as plying women with drugs has always been a staple of mine and a sure fire way to get those panites off.

But I think these items could help metth_2014 in his quest to not become a 40yr old virgin.

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Comm not ****ing about with candle lit dinners and flowers

 

Genuine serious thought here...

He could sell his V reg on eBay?

People have done it before, some have made quite a lot in fact

 

I'm doubting metths would get that kind off bidding war going..

 

There maybe a glimmer of hope

http://virginswanted.com.au/

 

Why not?

Tbh in the age of tinder and ****book and snapchat not getting a shag is near impossible really, I reckon meth is just not putting himself out there enough.

Wearing a man utd top out to the shops probably ain't helping either tbh.

Tinder is the way I think, practically a free whore app

 

This fella got a few grand!
http://virginswanted.com.au/alex.html

Why didn't they have that **** when I was a vreg, I'd have whored myself away no probs

 

One of those scouser curly wigs, and a false scar (chicks dig a scar, especially cheap slutty one's)

 

what the **** ever mate, I'd swap my banging Natalie G on the nature reserve floor in a cold park for a couple grand and a curly wig any day

I bet Alex here was pleased the geezer called paulao never won the bid
http://virginswanted.com.au/alex.html

 

You want him to stick a bag over the head of a Liverpool supporter, then drug them? Fair enough.

 

We'll take one for #teammethshag, not me though I'm taken

 

Matth streams or Youtubes or something, doesn't he? Can't we do what this bloke's viewers did?

 

http://virginswanted.com.au/cat.html

why doesn't metths just get a bottle of white lightening and go to lidl carpark.

 

im in stitches

his reaction

ungrateful fuker

holly looked like a right durty chavvette

 

Ahh, some casual bullying taking place here.

 

Probably cos he's 27 and likely to only pick up a 15year old in the lidl car park drinking cider.

Or you

 

You're virgin on the ridiculous here mate

 

More like good samaritans.

 

As resident playa I thought you'd have some real advice for the man.