http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270827/Legendary-porn-star-Ron-Jeremy-fighting-life-rushed-hospital-heart-aneurysm.html
He's a bit of a fat git so can't really be surprised. I've always found him creepy and couldn't watch a porno with him in! Hopefully he'll be ok.
Big fatty wtih a massive tache and **** hair. Sounds like most of the birds I've been with. Oh, and a big cock too. Forgot about that. I think I need to go to different websites for my birds.
He's ugly as ****, but that's why I like his pornos. I like seeing hot 18/19-year-old girls turn up for a shoot thinking it's going to be all Hollywood glitz and glamour, only to end up close to tears as a fat Jew in dirty socks and a sweat-soaked T-shirt takes them from behind.
Not likely, I've decided to avoid films with him in them, so that will prevent me from adopting your suggestion. <bitterexmod>