Simple question really. Although I have a burd there's a wee stunner that lives over the fence from me that I'm tryna get in about. 19 years old and what I consider to be a 'no pinter'. I wondered if any of my Not606 heroes have had similar adventures in the past? Dangerous game but it'll be worth it
Depends if you live with your bird. If you do, don't shag the neighbour. Don't **** where you eat etc etc
Nope. Never went near, or even considered going near, a neighbour. That wid just be plain stupid. Ye ****in live there, ya eejit.
Met a burd in a club in Ayr, went back to mine, bumped uglies, she left the next morning with a promise of a phone call. Imagine my surprise when I went round to my girlfriend's later that day and bumped into her neighbour. <awkward>
I've recently become a bit of a master at not ****ing up my marriage. Wee nuggets of wisdom like the above could keep you on the same path. God knows I used to be awful at it.
No but I did watch someone else pork a neighbour... We each lived in groundfloor flats in houses with an alley between them, basically her bedroom window was 2 yards from my backdoor. It was a hot summer night filled with the rumbling of a distant thunder storm. I went outside to have a ***. Her window was wide open, curtains drawn back to let in the air. I heard some moaning so I moved a little closer and peeped inside. She was lying on the bed with her legs hanging over the side. Her new flatmate, some French geezer, was kneeling on the floor between her legs exploring her dripping hole with his Gallic tongue. He was down there a long time but eventually, after a couple more ***s, he came up and began to pump her. The pumping lasted a good two minutes. Couldn't look her in the eye after that.
I've been with a neighbour, many years ago. Me and the missus like a bit of swing though, so it didn't bother her when I told her.
I was waiting for the cue: him on his back, her in the reverse cowgirl position with his cock up her arse.
My missus came down to see me when I waorking in London. Stayin in a hotel on the Old Brompton Road, big place, canny mind the name of it. Anyhoo, it was a hot summer night and the window was open, me and her were havin at it and when we stopped for a breather we could hear a wummin softly moaning through the window about 2 feet away 90 degress from ours. I clicked that we'd been overheard in our endeavours and some burd was havin a **** (or was with a remarkably quiet bloke). I looked at the missus. She looked at me. I waggled my eyebrows suggestively. She knew what I was thinking. She slapped me. She went to sleep in the huff. Some wimmin canny take a joke.
