Just a half decent banter thread for those who are up all night, bored 2AM to 7 O'clock Enjoy Oh, and a picture of a women without any clothes [NSFW] please log in to view this image [/NSFW]
Some Jokes that aren't so work friendly... [NSFW]I'm not happy. I just got a new PC and it's not working right. I've got a good mind to go and ask for my brick back. When I was at school, my mate said I was **** at comebacks. After a lot of thought, I said, "Yeah, well you're a ****!" His wife said it was an inappropriate thing to say at his funeral. My mate just said to me, "If you became invisible, what would you do first?" I said, "I'd go to Paris, find a performing street mime and beat him to death, the round of applause he'd get would be astounding." Four kids badly mauled and one eaten alive in Norway before they managed to shoot the polar bear. Oh if only some sort of sharp shooting Norwegian gunman had been nearby to save the day. Bloody Nokia predictive text. I only texted a few of my North London mates asking if they fancied a pint. I was watching the news with my wife last night. "It looks like the Kaiser Chiefs were right." I said. "Yeah, very funny," she replied. "I Predict A Riot." I said, "No... Everyday I Love You Less And Less." The biggest trouble causers in this country are the police. Have you seen how many protests they attend? Sky News: Police to use Plastic Bullets. **** me, the Recession has hit us harder than I thought. Tottenham just bid for Carlos Tevez. Apparently they've offered 200 plasma TVs, 6 rolls of carpet and 72 pairs of Reebok Classics. Can we make sure the Before and After riot pictures for Croydon are clearly labelled. [/NSFW]
