The Gus Bus sat nav help needed thread !!

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  1. 2010 tops dog

    2010 tops dog Well-Known Member

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    So the Gus bus is nearly 80% towards the end of its journey to the fizzy pop league!!

    We were all confident when Jokeland appointed Gus as the driver of this disaster of a bus.

    What we need is commentary of Gus's epic journey to where they belong over the coming weeks!

    I will start it of from last Monday night

    Gus whacks his foot down on the accelerator with a stunning 5.1 battering against spurs.

    Ps gus is a fcking legend and needs to be given freedom of the toon
     
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  2. Rick O'Shea

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    Talking about us again Tops.
     
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  3. Graham Carr's Binoculars

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    It's been stuck in reverse ever since their day trip to London.
     
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  4. 2010 tops dog

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    Well my club ain't got a anything worth talking about at the minute tiger
     
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  5. 2010 tops dog

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    Yep that d tour has used up possibly
    More fuel then they would have liked
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop The riddler...
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    It's simply too tempting Indy.

    Sunderland are like the really fat lass who wears a spandex wonderwoman outfit and walks into a pub and wonders why everyone is looking at her..
     
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  7. terrypaine

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    And this from the team who have been regularly stuffed for the last few weeks.
     
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  8. Rick O'Shea

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    Like this ACS?-

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    And Tops don't you have another protest to organise? You could talk about your last few results. Almost as good as ours I believe.
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    No red hair.
     
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  10. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Maybe the collar doesn't match the cuffs.
     
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  11. 2010 tops dog

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    I see your boycott yesterday got a lot of takers
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I don't wish to go there.
     
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  13. Rick O'Shea

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    Better?
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Gawd, I'll have nightmares tonight.
     
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  15. 2010 tops dog

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    You need to lose the tash that's not a good look lol
     
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  16. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    I don't have a tash. Well done.

    I do have some killer thighs though.
     
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  17. 2010 tops dog

    2010 tops dog Well-Known Member

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    It must be the light then
     
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  18. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    You were referring to the second photo, I therefore decided to refer to the top one.

    And I'll crush you like a grape between my tree trunk thighs if I get any more attitude from you Mr. I've been known to turn a tree into a diamond after I wrap my legs around it.
     
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  19. 2010 tops dog

    2010 tops dog Well-Known Member

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    You remind me of a friends jack Russell who tried to shag everything
    That moved.
     
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  20. Rick O'Shea

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    I'm not trying to shag anything.
     
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