The Greatest WUM Article of All Time

As we reminisce over the ashes of 606, we inevitably cast our minds back to some of the great wind-ups we have read. Two that immediately spring to my mind are Miss Biyatch's contention that Arsene Wenger was destroying English football and an article on the American Football board asking innocently how David Beckham was doing in the NFL.

Both articles, though not humorous in themselves, drew a huge number of bites. In fact, I had to close my browser down as my chuckling was beginning to attract attention in the office.

My question is: what, in your opinion, is the greatest wum article of all time on 606?