the greatest headline ever?

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport...d-be-answer-to-sunderland-s-problem-1-6723745

So, if everybody shagged before a game we would win? right?

 

It's like 1999 around here.

I was dreaming when i wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray/


[video=youtube;UjivDeA7Qu0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjivDeA7Qu0[/video]

 

every year there's one. we have had fanni the last few years and now we have fuchs. we should sign them both just for the crack

 

Fuchs and Fanni - that'd be great!!

Only a matter of time before he gets sent off - then the headline would have to be "Fuchs Off"!

Wasn;t there a german called "Koch"

Imagine the commentator:

Koch - Fuchs - Fanni...

 

We could sign Kuntz as well and have a threesome

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Koch_(footballer)

And that lad - So we can have Koch, Fuchs, Kuntz, Fanni and Haas

 

But what about Shearer/

He sucks Koch, and Fuchs Haas.

Kuntz and Fanni are left playing with each other.