In the spirit of reconciliation with our Yorkshire brethren and by way of accepting their apology for the ****e talk they directed towards myself and others I have a confession to make....I like Yorkshire tea. There..... I said it.
and what do you lot offer? apart from a big pile of green and white ****e? yorkshire tea is nice though
the laws and beginnings of football came from a geezer from ull, so if it wasnt for us, you're ****e green and white pile of ****e wouldnt exist
I often say I have a story about everything....and that probably isn't true but I think I do. I was over in England last week on my foreign holiday and I had cause to visit the loft of my old man's place. The ladder I used to get into the loft came from the World's most famous and fastest tea clipper the Cutty Sark. The boat burned down and was reconstructed but this was the original rope ladder..... Cutty Sark comes from the Burns poem Tam O'Shanter....so you see I have managed to bring together Yorkshire and Scotland through the medium of tea..... I said I had a story....I didn't say they were any good.
You tramps are fairly adept at turning a request for ten pence for "a cup of tea" <wink> into a can of Kestrel so I have no idea why this should surprise you.
Yorkshire Tea's amazing. The tea's grown in India, shipped to the UK for processing and then sold back to the silly bastards in Southern Asia
Your Prime Minister was negotiating with my Government earlier today, because your public finances are in a mess and he needs us to stop kicking his ass. Manx Power.
