I've already come up with some fantastically witty ones, such as:- Keystone Klopp! Klopp's Flops! Klopp of the Flops! Klopp For The Chop! Let's see how many we can come up with, and let's play a little game! Every time your headline appears in the media, you get a point, which we can tally up the day after Klopp gets the sack, and see who is the winner! The more headlines you can invent, the better your chances of winning! So, come on, lads! Get writing those headlines! PS: No wumming, please, lads.
Klopp stopps alien invasion. Klopp chopps Kim Jung's head off. Jurgen to like Klopps nuclear fusion power generator. Gegenpressing: Klopp's new book on advanced sexual techniques. Klopp invents time travel, gives YNWA blanket to baby HIAG.
Kop drops Klopp after Kop Flop (after being sacked) Klopp copped (after being caught speeding) Klopp Art (after Liverpool finally win something)
kleptomaniaˌklɛptə(ʊ)ˈmeɪnɪə/ Liverpool noun - a recurrent urge to steal, typically without regard for need or profit. klopptomania, kloppt(ʊ)ˈmeɪnɪə/ Liverpool noun - a recurrent urge to deal, typically without regard for need or price.
Klopp knocks knees with King Kenny, Kim Kardasian's knockers, Kopites and plastic Kloppites at Kop before kickoff
The Kloppest Thing To Crazy I Have Ever Seen Don't Klopp Me Now! Klopped The Post Klopp The Presses It Was A Long Klopp
Klopp's Klots! This headline would suit those many occasions when 'Pool's average bunch of Sunday-leaguers fail to raise their game against even ordinary opposition.
The Mail simply couldn't resist it! Monday's headline:- Toon Clip Klopp! I told you it wouldn't take long for the gutter press to start ripping the piss! Yet again, HIAG brings you a first!
