I thought we should have a thread where by we can share our mutual love and respect for our Scottish neighbours. In a futile attempt to let them know that they're all knob heads for voting yes. So if you have anything you love about the jocks post it here.. I'm expecting this to go REALLY well. I will start us off with a photo of MD please log in to view this image some usual scottish children in training;
Look like savoury chaps.. Though this thread is meant to be a love in for Scotland. A chance for everyone to share why we love you all so much.
Sorry, i'll get it back on track Here's a Glaswegian having a hearty breakfast. please log in to view this image
The thing I love about Scotland is how much affection you have for us English. It's truly endearing.. You invented golf. That's reason enough. I especially liked the terrorist get lynched whilst on fire for trying to interrupt Scottish folks holiday plans. That has to be a fine reason to admire you all. Haggis also. Arbroath smokies. Single malt scotch.
I was on a train coming back from Glasgow last night. a massive young bloke and some older bird who was absolutely covered in tatoos sat opposite me with a burger King bag. I didn't think anything of it and then they pulled out a bottle of WKD and poured it in the burger king cups. Nothing too unusual about that to be fair - then they topped it up from a bottle of Buckfast. I honestly thought that was a myth
Surely not on a train though - they sell it. I was drinking Champagne from the rectal pasage of a deceased otter.
I took the coach from London to Inverness, geezer got on at Glasgow and sat next to me, he had a 4 pint milk jug filled with Tennants Super and some ham sandwiches. I partook of both. He then nodded off with a *** on the go and set light to himself.
