nevs clean(ish), micks on holiday (i think), castles knocking off early, same old same old. so what brought about this return to internet stardom? p.s. my smileys still dont work by the way <muir>
Na, she's just driving me up the wall. Gave her a shot of my car and we were on the dual-carriageway. She was about to pull out and overtake a car but forgot to check her blindspot and there was a car overtaking us I screamed louder than Catherine Jenkins
my mrs doesnt even drive, on night up north i was coming onto a roundabout and some fat bint pulled onto it and cut right across me, i braked but she actually grabbed the wheel to my credit i remained calm and quietly told her never to do it again. i thought i was going to burst a blood vessel
Morning chaps Had a strange dream last night that i was in a night club with these two farmers and they started a big fight,the next minute i had killed some **** i woke up and it felt real,still feel like the filth are coming to get me.
****in hell, that's loud I would love to make Catherine Jenkins scream <operaticmingelickthenblowjob> I'd take her right up the Aria
i woke up one morning and told the mrs i'd killed a petrol forecourt attendant "we buried him under the bags of charcoal", she took it in her stride