Pellegrini took the Man City squad to the match last night: CH was aware of this and acted accordingly 1. Played Bunn instead of Ruddy to foster cockiness in Hart and keep him focused on hair commercials and in turn has increased his likelihood to make significant blunders 2. Including Garrido was designed purely to try to engender a sense of superiority as the man city squad looked on and wondered “how the hell did he ever play for us?” 3. Insisted on poor wing play as it will lead to the Man City full backs marauding forward leaving eons of space to exploit. 4. Enabled Elmander to ably demonstrate a lack of pace that even a snail would be surprised by, will lead to Pellegrini using his worst centre back pairing. 5. A wonderful directive to all players to convey a general lack of ability to pass the ball, coupled with an ability to remain as static as one of those annoying fecking statues that beg for money will derail Pellegrini’s team talk and in turn give Norwich a surprise advantage 6. The above point is reinforced by several players feigning injury. 7. CH appeared rather animated on the touchline last night but really he was enjoying the beauty of stage 1 of his plan to beat Citeh on Saturday. It is undeniable, CH is a fecking genius
He really did, i thought he did ham it up a bit and it was good of the hospital to play along with the ruse.
