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The generous Scotsman

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by TC (Lovely Geezer), Mar 9, 2012.

  1. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Jock and his wife were taking a stroll one night when they walked past a swanky new restaurant.
    "Did you smell that food?" Jock's wife asked. "Incredible!"

    Being in a generous mood, Jock decides to treat her.





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    So they walk past the restaurant again!
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    You Frenchies....great sense of humour <ok>
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  5. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Yep - the catch is only as good as the bait <cheers>
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Go on then tell me, have you hooked me again? <doh>

    Here's how I measure Wummery.

    When posters go into a frenzy of abuse and anger, when they argue the toss over a point made on a thread which was less than serious in intent. When they continue to debate the point over pages and pages, all the while being taunted and teased by the OPer, ignorant of the fact that that they are being roped into an unwinnable argument.

    Being ignored or basically told to "**** off" is not wummery and never has been.

    You have never to my knowledge "Wummed" me, nor have you any hope of so doing anytime in the near or distant future.

    In summary, you will have to "up your game" to have an earthly chance of landing anyone apart from a drooling moron.

    In all honesty I don't know why i'm even bothering to explain this to you,(Again) because doubtless this information will go in one of your cloth ears and out the other and you will give yourself a metaphorical pat on the back for being such a hilarious iconoclast.
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Aha, so thats where I have been going wrong.
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    the ****** has inadvertently hooked you there dev. i also measure wummery by forcing another to waste their time with a long winded reply to an irrelevant post.
     
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  9. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    It's not like Russ to go biting.

    Don't tell him he's beeling either.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Dammit <grr>
     
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  11. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Awful thread.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    He's hooked you too.
     
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  13. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I'm not Scottish so I don't think I count as a real bite. I'm an old boot that's become snagged on the line.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You just so desperately want to be Scottish. That's understandable.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ffs Gambol, now that you've posted a reply that means he's landed you as well, his keep net will doubtless be bulging

    <doh>
     
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  16. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Dev's still biting <laugh>
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Sorry Edge, missed your retort <ok>
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Ello, ello, ello.

    letsbe avenue.

    evenin 'all.
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    You'll never land me ya sassenach ****.


















    ARSE<grr>
     
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