ER. Has to be the greatest of all time. You ****ing whimps should bow before him. He's is a man of the earth. **** THE LOT OF YE.
[TABLE="width: 100%"] [TR] [TD]"Hello, is that the police? I'd like to report a missing child!" "Okay, sir. When did you see him last?" "When I was on the landing counting to ten!"[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]
It actually does. Toby isn't exactly the most interesting guy on here but the Toby haters are far worse.
I never claimed to be particularly funny/entertaining. Having *****s like Medro and irishgreen attacking me for being boring is taking the ****ing pish though.