Should women be given equal rights to men? Clearly not, they want to take time out of work to have babies and get paid for it. They have that monthly rest 'period' where they lounge about complaining about cramps just after they've gone psycho on you. They're crap at darts, boxing, tossing the caber, 10-pin bowling, footy, changing flat tyres, operating machinery, giving piggy back rides and snooker AND they get pissed really easily. They blubber a lot too in crappy sentimental movies and who in the world gave these people a driving license in the first place FFS?. Then there's that PC lot - boooorrrrriiinnngg, who claim they ought to be treated equally, 'pfft', I hear you say 'shut up and cook my dinner wench!' etc Where do you stand on the equality issue? Discuss;- Women are crap at most things, so why should we treat them equally?
Bet there are loads of people agreeing with that too. Lol However, as the proud father of a beautiful, bright, intelligent, fiery and determined 8 year old little girl, I'm a dedicated equal rights campaigner though.
But they have fannies, saddlebags, beef curtains whatever you want to call them and us guys will normally give out for a shag so unfortunately we must compromise. PS, I do agree with everything you posted tho shamey.
I am married with two girls - therefore women are much better than men at anything that I can't be arsed to do. I perpetuate that myth on a daily basis.
Women should be given equal rights and the blokes should get equal rights to them as well. When having women's troubles they get time off when men have men troubles ie hangover it's get to work you lazy bastard. Lets have another one for non smokers equal rights as smokers ie fresh air breaks outside, smokers get smoke breaks so why not.
On a serious note, I've got to say that where I work it is men who should now be fighting for equal rights, and I think this 'positive discrimination' malarkey, which seems to be the order of the day, is plainly just words that legiitimise discrimination against the white working man..
I have said this before but when soap operas run out of story lines they will actually show a woman kicking/kneeing a man in the groin, the same thing happens in comedy films. I imagine if a bloke really wellied a girl in the fanny in eastenders/c street there would be hell on from women rights groups. What has happened in society today is that there is one group who can be targeted with violence and mickey taking that group is the white male.
Women now get more breaks in life than men and actually have more time off for stuff like 'lady troubles'. With this in mind how can they expect to be treat equally at work when they contribute less to the job? Can they lift the same amount of bricks as a bloke... nope! Can they guarantee they won't need 2 years out for a kid... nope!... They should know their place and stick to the important stuff like cooking, cleaning and ****ing. Just my humble view. Alf Garnett
All you lads having a go at the women dinnet make me laugh. All they'd have to do is flash the gash & they'd have you like puppy dog ****, .
If some bird flashed her fanny at me I'd be more inclined to call the police than let her 'have me'. I need to be wooed. Wined and dined and all that ****e. I'm a classy, modern man. Now if she'd bought me six pints and a bag of peanuts and then flashed me it would be a different matter.
