Off Topic The FOUR word story

Credit to the Barnsley board.

The premise is simple.. you just post 4 words and so does the next poster and so on and so forth and we all contribute to a story...




A one legged man

 

wearing ****ing mustard chinos

 

With a purple dildo

 

drank in the Earl

 

In 1965 when the

 

Lord looked down on

 

those who punched horses

 

Went up once again

 

for a steak bake

 

with a warmish glow

 

and high on crack

 

gotta luv da crack

 

Except this was Obi's

 

Titanic sized hairy crack

 

Eaten repeatedly by Chaos

 

who sprinkles salt on

 

His forearms like calves

 

And then he died.

 

in the arms of

 

The one he loved