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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    placemats on the dining
     
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  2. Didley Squat

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    Table were badly ripped
     
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    like Arnie Schwarzenigger now
     
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  4. LIBERTARIAN

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    he's stopped his groping...
     
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  5. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    around in the dark
     
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  6. Hoop-Leif

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    in his austrian cellar
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    saying ill be back
     
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  8. Eric Le Merde

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    In the quietness a
     
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  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    ex wife was counting
     
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  10. Hoop-Leif

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    how many orange Skittles
     
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  11. Eric Le Merde

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    She could fit inside
     
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  12. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    a ford fiesta ashtray
     
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  13. Eric Le Merde

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    without damaging the exquisite
     
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  14. San Diego

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    hard plastic finish that
     
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  15. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    All orange skittles have
     
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  16. Didley Squat

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    When you spit them
     
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  17. mustyfrog

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    down the aisle at
     
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  18. LIBERTARIAN

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    your wedding ceremony, then...
     
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  19. Eric Le Merde

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    licking each one you
     
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  20. LIBERTARIAN

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    find more attractive than...
     
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