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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. San Diego

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    was going to sell
     
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    at the local flea
     
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    pit of a pub
     
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    down by the docks
     
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    where you can buy
     
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    all manner of illegal
     
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    things like Jelly Babies
     
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    hidden inside russian dolls
     
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    stuffed down their drawers
     
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    which would be uncomfortable
     
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    hard on your face
     
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    after a large curry
     
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    Sauce bottle awkwardly inserted
     
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    with the local tramp
     
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    who is now wearing
     
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