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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    instead of caressing them
     
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    like you do with
     
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  5. Gordon Armstrong

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  7. Gordon Armstrong

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  8. San Diego

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    you just can't remember
     
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    that you wet yourself
     
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    over Rachel Riley's face
     
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