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  1. LIBERTARIAN

    LIBERTARIAN Well-Known Member

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    whilst singing to Betty
     
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  2. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    because Betty always refuses (and it still fits)
     
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  3. LIBERTARIAN

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    to give him a...
     
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    very welcome soft hand
     
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  5. LIBERTARIAN

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    to scratch his back
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    side whilst tickling his
     
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  7. LIBERTARIAN

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    fancy for a few...
     
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  8. littleDinosaurLuke

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    slices of Victoria sponge
     
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  9. LIBERTARIAN

    LIBERTARIAN Well-Known Member

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    but Victoria was not...
     
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    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    happy about having to
     
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    polish Beck's golden balls
     
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  12. LIBERTARIAN

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    so she had them...
     
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    held tightly in her
     
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    dirty toilet bowl cistern
     
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    where Armitage Shanks constantly
     
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    flushed the competition away
     
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  17. LIBERTARIAN

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    by pulling the chain...
     
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    the brown fish swam

     
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    Into the cake shop
     
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    all over the cream
     
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